Well, This Is Embarassing…

Turns out I may have accidentally wielded the guiltripexpress which…….somehow resulted in another year of bandwidth for this personal poptart.

So you can ignore the below post, but still feel like shit about never donating to keep this site running, actually emailing me the god damned naked pictures or even wholesome offers of pantsless activities.
(This is excluding middle-aged bald men. That quota was fulfilled long before I dared even joke about it)