Unfrequently asked questions. No body asks me questions, so I have to go and do it for you while you just lay there and look dead inside.


I was lured here by some strange internet man, halp?

Because the internet’s dating sites are largely running on an insane business model (If your customers succeed…..you lose them….) I occasionally have to lure women here in order to have any sort of conversation at all.

You – and the general public – can mail me at:


How do most people end up here?

According to keyword statistics: Searching for help with plumbing issues whilst also happening to be a hermaphrodite with penis tucking tendancies.

Take a good, HARD look in the mirror before questioning that.