Tag: Genetic oddities

Incontinental Breakfast

[Update: It appears at present I may no longer be spilling the not-so-proverbial lemonade. Women of the world rejoice!] As an experienced bed-wetter, I often get asked by my less prolific cohorts how to regularly wake up in a pool

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Masticators Anonymous

About once a month my parents tell me I’m adopted, and was found in either a gutter, oozing egg or bowl filled with salad dressing……realising the falsities each time I yell at them for giving me hope that my “bringapetrathome

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