Yes intrepid reader, this creature of the void does indeed fancy himself some sort of novelist! Awful perhaps, but published no less, mayhap to punish the world at large I presume.

I have 2 public novels at present (and a third completed that a publisher needs to be desperate enough to snatch) my first half-arsed shitastic creation The Cult Of Wensday and my second – actually worth a read – Usu.

If you value your low opinion of me, stick to Usu and beyond. I put a disgusting amount of heart in it and the reviews are…..suspiciously positive….

Expect this page to branch out in fancy ways if more ever spawn from my mangina.