The Wood, The Crabs and The Lumpy
[EDIT] Because of some reason he’s unexplained to me via a serious of extremely informative ….’s, the account this was hosted on is now closed and the video is DEAD.[/EDIT]
Contrary to what many of you may be rightfully accustomed to at this point, this is going to be slightly less of a long drawn out bitch session and slightly more an exercise in presenting ACTUAL CONTENT for a change.
The “content” in question is in a form unique even to I. It’s a (utterly RETARDED) flash animation my arty cohort Yashad recently began which I somehow ended up contributing to not only a fair portion of the characters and script but also the majority of the horrendous voice acting.
Indeed the wonderfully racist Chinese voice, the half-assed flea voice and the rightfully disgraceful German-Russian crossbreed you hear are all me.
I also make a brief appearance as a theme song and a particularly sexy Duck.
When trying to describe what exactly it is (and by now you should have actually watched it…….and thoroughly regret doing so) words fail me more than high school physics did, but I am strangely proud (and equally embarrassed) of the beasty-yeasty. (Although I will admit I’m only responsible for about 30% of the piece and oddly enough even I wasn’t allowed to see it till it was done)
P.S.
A “Dromedary” is apparently some sort of deformed camel, I mention this for those who, like me, had no idea what the bloody hell it was.
P.P.S.
This almost divinely perverse entry title was initially being saved for the eventual “Lost my virginity” post but considering we all know THAT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN I thought I’d rather just get it out there now.
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You didn’t mention penis tucking at all!!
Also, do comments get screened by google?
Also, I haven’t watched the animation yet.
Also, I am sure that when (WHEN) you lose your virginity (to a girl or a guy or perhaps animal) the topic will be “I’ve lost my virginity”
HAHAHAhahahahah
You’ve been at the paint thinner again haven’t you?
Also, I notice each time I start replying to comments that new comments generally stop coming thus leading me to fear my actual replies for some completely ethereal reason.
I’m with Mr PT on this… I hope the topic will be “I lost my virginity” so I won’t have to read the (probably disturbing) rest! As for the video… your German-Russian accent is scarily correct! I do think you should get out more though!
A COMMENT FROM MY BANTERY RIVALess FOR THE FIRST TIME IN EVER! This calls for celebration and nappies! (Not necessarily in that order)
What do you mean disturbing? The tale of my eventual (imaginary) virginity loss will likely inspire the loins of countless young and hopeless males to seek out and ravage their closest piece of furniture!
And do you mean just out more in general or out more publicly doing the German-Russian voice in the hopes that my “MAKES ME NERVOUS LIKE ENEMA” phrase nets an attractive lass to do the deed?
Though…………even with all my fetishes I don’t think that could turn an enema into a pleasant experience.
By affixing “The Official Hobocop” to this comment, I state that I am The Official Hobocop.
NO! PT! NO!
The topic will be “I’ve lost my virginity”. Funny + insane Vid.
The Official Hobocop.
The fact that NO ONE understands what your comment was trying to say can be more easily understood (as in: reason to give up trying) when they find out that you’re the main creator of the animation in question.
What a bizarre statement to make BasJ! I yearn to be Hobocop. He is the reason for most hobo’s wanting to be hobo’s. And hence why I pretend to be him, yet unfortunately I am not the Official Hobocop, the the unofficial one. The Official Hobocop would not stoop to such a level of disorder.