[EDIT] Because of some reason he’s unexplained to me via a serious of extremely informative ….’s, the account this was hosted on is now closed and the video is DEAD.[/EDIT]

Contrary to what many of you may be rightfully accustomed to at this point, this is going to be slightly less of a long drawn out bitch session and slightly more an exercise in presenting ACTUAL CONTENT for a change.

The “content” in question is in a form unique even to I. It’s a (utterly RETARDED) flash animation my arty cohort Yashad recently began which I somehow ended up contributing to not only a fair portion of the characters and script but also the majority of the horrendous voice acting.

Indeed the wonderfully racist Chinese voice, the half-assed flea voice and the rightfully disgraceful German-Russian crossbreed you hear are all me.

I also make a brief appearance as a theme song and a particularly sexy Duck.

When trying to describe what exactly it is (and by now you should have actually watched it…….and thoroughly regret doing so) words fail me more than high school physics did, but I am strangely proud (and equally embarrassed) of the beasty-yeasty. (Although I will admit I’m only responsible for about 30% of the piece and oddly enough even I wasn’t allowed to see it till it was done)

P.S.

A “Dromedary” is apparently some sort of deformed camel, I mention this for those who, like me, had no idea what the bloody hell it was.

P.P.S.

This almost divinely perverse entry title was initially being saved for the eventual “Lost my virginity” post but considering we all know THAT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN I thought I’d rather just get it out there now.