Ah the joys of finally having an entry that essentially writes itself. Of course what I just said is proving less and less true with each character I type at this point so I’ll shut up and present you all with:

Disturbingly not one of those is a falsity…..and I can only imagine the look of disappointment on people’s faces when they find not only does this site not contain medical help for their toilet paper eating habits but nay even a trace of a genuine hermaphrodite as far as the eye can see.

P.S.

It appears I was recently reconfessed to and subsequently preredumped moments later. I’m told I’m taking it rather well…..aside from the hysterical crying and playing Tic-tac-toe via self cutting that is.

P.P.S.

The momentary joy in the above PSity was responsible for me finally getting off my ass enough to release another comic, conversely the unfortunate depression following that joy is probably going to be responsible for me not releasing another one for a whileywhile. So what does this mean? You young warriors must quest to find Basjohn female companionship…..for female companionship = more comics!

Additionally I need to stop making PS’s that are longer than the entries themselves.