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		<title>Always Wear Clean Underwear To The Dentist</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Farewells are a beautiful thing, and while people and music might initially come to mind when thinking of such, toddlers grabbing each other by the crotch and me screaming hysterically (while realizing that I&#8217;m definitely NOT too proud for adult diapers) probably comes as slightly more of a surprise. I say slightly because if you&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comic Update: SS 50</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As sure as shit falls from the sky, it appears I&#8217;ve actually produced a new comic&#8230;&#8230;and if you&#8217;re so mentally inclined to want to see it, motivate your clicking functions over to the picture below. Now though I must *stress* that I can&#8217;t guarantee what/when/if there&#8217;ll be anymore to follow given my recent track record [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://roughtoiletpaper.com/?p=864</link>
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		<title>All Good Things Come To A Bend</title>
		<description><![CDATA[There are both profoundly good and profoundly bad things you can find forming across your body at any given time. While a good thing would be anyone daft enough to sleep with me, the opposite, a large body wide rash decided it was a jolly good idea to appear instead. Of course I am not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://roughtoiletpaper.com/?p=842</link>
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		<title>The Wood, The Crabs and The Lumpy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[EDIT] Because of some reason he&#8217;s unexplained to me via a serious of extremely informative &#8230;.&#8217;s, the account this was hosted on is now closed and the video is DEAD.[/EDIT] Contrary to what many of you may be rightfully accustomed to at this point, this is going to be slightly less of a long drawn [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://roughtoiletpaper.com/?p=836</link>
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		<title>Medical Plaid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hospitalization, much like vaginal discharge, is a lot more fun when it&#8217;s happening to someone else. Now now don&#8217;t get me wrong, my imaginary vagina hasn&#8217;t started doing its &#8220;Farrah Fawcett&#8221; impersonation (oh the punage!) but rather it&#8217;s the hospitalization bit that seems to have suddenly dragged me by the short and curlies. Now some [...]]]></description>
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